Loner's Proverbs

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

(via zackisontumblr)

likeslothstoflames:

hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us

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gemiblu:

“why is that dog wearing glasses”

“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”

(via thatlolblog)

kattygirls:

so I wake up

click on facebook

and

ladies and gentlemen, my brother.

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mobile-toaster:

twerk4bieber:

OMFG IM DYING 

holy fuck those are some thick eyebrows

(via thatlolblog)

tuucker:

isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like

Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

(via thatlolblog)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

someone flirt with me

this was a bad idea

(via zackisontumblr)

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

(via carpe-diemxxv)

fishingboatproceeds:

Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.

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wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

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